Disarmament Clinic:

  1. USA: (Knock)
  2. Saddam Hussein: Come in.
  3. USA: Ah, Is this the right place for disarmament?
  4. Saddam Hussein: I told you once that I’ve disarmed.
  5. USA: No you haven’t.
  6. Saddam Hussein: I’ve already disarmed.
  7. USA: When?
  8. Saddam Hussein: Just now.
  9. USA: No you didn’t.
  10. Saddam Hussein: Yes I did.
  11. USA: You didn’t
  12. Saddam Hussein: I did!
  13. USA: You didn’t!
  14. Saddam Hussein: I’m telling you I did!
  15. USA: You did not!!
  16. Saddam Hussein: Oh, I’m sorry, just one moment. Do you mean full disarmament or just a couple of missiles?
  17. USA: Oh, full disarmament.
  18. Saddam Hussein: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.