A doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital
As they enter the first ward a patient says "Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pudden race!"
Before the doctor can react, the patient in the next bed adds
"Wee sleekit cowerin' timorous beastie! O what a panic's in thy breastie!"
Then the third patient responds
"Some ha' meat and cannae eat, and some wad eat that want it!"
The doctor "So this is the mental health ward?"
"Och no!" replies the guide
"it's the Burns Unit!"