(from the text of an email my roommate Laurel sent to her friends)

because laurel & ted's has just become laurel & ted's & jessica's
it is time for the Jessica Welcome Party (JWP)
you are cordially invited to the Jessica Welcome Party
please bring:
yourself
friends
booze
and a party theme of your choice
to 1176 Hornblend
this friday the 1 of August

cheers!