Heh: the Waterfall 2006 conference. The choice bits:

• Take Control of Your Team's Decisions NOW! by Ken Schwaber
• Pair Managing: Two Managers per Programmer by Jim Highsmith
• FIT Testing In When You Can; Otherwise Skip It by Ward Cunningham
• The Glacial Methodology™ Workshop: A Data-Centric Software Development Process by Scott Ambler
• Introduction to Dogmatic Programming by Andy Hunt and Dave Thomas
• Dinosaur Strategies: How Data Professionals Can Still Prosper in Modern IT Organizations by Scott Ambler
• Upfront Design: If A Little Is Good, A Lot is Better