The American haiku

Seth Roberts thinks Priceless ads are the American haiku, and I'm inclined to agree with him. My favorite was printed in the Harvard Crimson a few years ago:

Four bleacher seats:               $400
        Twelve beers:                      $40
        Two Yankees Suck T-shirts:         $40
        Getting arrested:                  $200
        Knocking out a Yankee fan's teeth: priceless