index for /2015/05
@hober: If I had access to a time machine, I would go back and stop the inventor of blue cheese from ruining civilization for all time.
@hober: @beittenc or so the Germans would have us believe!
@hober: RT @soniamoghe: Smt from @gofundme on why @FOP3 fundraising account raising $ for charged @BaltimorePolice officers was shut down. http://t…
@hober: RT @mrdaveturner: When you think of a business name in the pub and remain committed to it. http://t.co/40x1xLrXOf
@hober: We should have an annual green Drazi/purple Drazi contest over the color of the DS9/VOY undershirt. Gray shirt! Purple shirt! (Gray FTW BTW)
@hober: @josephpearson Topology of Blandness was the name of my college improv troupe.
@hober: RT @WomenAtWarp: RIP Grace Lee Whitney. You will be very fondly remembered & missed in the #StarTrek fandom http://t.co/Xk7JAkVbRx
@hober: /me may have misplaced his asbestos suit in this most recent office move.
@hober: @kirinqueen you are my heroine. �
@hober: @kirinqueen greetings I would like to subscribe to you newsletter cc @termie
@hober: @rhitsports does the bookstore sell baseball hats that actually look like the baseball team’s hats?
@hober: RT @carlfish: New blog post. Twitter is a crowded bar. http://t.co/BRN42d0MQ4
@hober: @briankardell @mnot @marcosc @alanstearns @thisNatasha @robinberjon Formal Objec-*hic*-tion!
@hober: @briankardell @mnot I think you mean the TAG—the Technical Alcohol Gang.
@hober: @ohunt clearly you meant @emacs
@hober: @sgalineau Formal Objection! @brianleroux has 727 checkins (336 distinct beers), @adrianba 259 (222). I have 2342 (1083). :)
@hober: @sgalineau @brianleroux @adrianba this is how we do data-driven web standards, right?
@hober: RT @latimes: Opinion: Don't feel sorry for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Feel sorry that we still put people to death in America http://t.co/WYV663Yoli
@hober: @tabatkins if you had such a day, you would not actually catch up on everything. But you might hit endgame in several MMOs. :)
@hober: @cardassianv0le and at least one Dunkin’ Donuts. It made this expat Bostonian very happy.
@hober: Dear @support, Why is @twitter is blocking @tweetbot?
@hober: @andersca level *2*‽ we need to talk. @untappd
@hober: Dearest Ireland—please don’t eff this one up. Love, your diaspora. #yesequality
@hober: RT @AngryBlackLady: The ability to order food online without having to talk to anyone is literally the best thing that could ever happen.
@hober: @rubiety have you made it up the Shelley St. escalator to the Phoenix yet (this or previous trips)?
@hober: RT @grammar_girl: "We are Groot" still murderizes me.
@hober: RT @murrman5: *laughs so hard milk comes out of my nose* co-worker: are you ok? [horrified face] I haven't had milk since last week
@hober: Shit. T.T.‘s is closing? mumble mumble sadface mumble.
@hober: RT @EmilyAviva: Periodic reminder that whenever anyone says “females” to mean “women” it must be pronounced in a Ferengi voice. http://t.co…
@hober: RT @emilyst: Gay marriage victories are the Mission Accomplished banner of LGBT activism.
@hober: When I was a maiden fair and young On the pleasant banks of the Lee No bird that in the greenwood sung Was half so blithe and free
@hober: @termie I had that song stuck in my head for hours yesterday.
@hober: @cdils C) other: horrible monsters that must be stopped
@hober: @thomasthecat indeed!
@hober: @ThatAmyMac <3!
@hober: @nex3 have you tried a red-blacquiri? It can be more efficient than a regular binacquiri in some common liver operations.
@hober: @nex3 you really gotta watch your cash flow closely since most of your customers will be traveling salesmen.
@hober: @nex3 will the waiters all be dressed like in American Gothic? Your very own server farm.
@hober: @nex3 I suppose all of the tables would be shaped like octothorpes.
@hober: @nex3 and you wouldn’t 86 people, you’d 403 them
@hober: RT @blonion: Blind and disabled advocates long for the pre-@uber days when we only had taxi companies to discriminate against us
@hober: @bradeeoh @rmondello oooof.
@hober: @bfulgham @jernoble @andersca I heart Le Freak! I recommend against drinking a whole growler of it yourself.
@hober: @LeaVerou <template><dt>…<dd>…</template>
@hober: RT @AnOrangeSNES: One, if by land Two, if by sea Three, if by musketeers Four, if by horsemen of the Apocalypse One hundred and one, if by …
@hober: @sogrady Saru is closed until the 5th, iirc, so I sadly can’t send you thataway
@hober: @roessler @mnot @stpeter @w3cmemes what is the range of the getting out of hand function?
@hober: OH: “Somehow I blame the Semantic Web people for this.” #httpRange14
@hober: @iroc tl;dr they’re awful
@hober: @amyvdh oooooooooooh.
@hober: @LaughingTrendy the 34th rule of acquisition. (War is good for business.) Rule 34 for short.