Philomena Cunk (actress Diane Morgan) standing next to a plastic Santa. "The good children will get lots of presents and so, it turns out, will the bad children. In fact, the only ones who won't get very much are the poor children. That's because Santa judges a child's goodness based largely on parental income."

Santa gives more to rich children than poor children.

— Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon) (@golgaloth@writing.exchange)