Oh Baracus,
who was in ’Nam,
Mr. T be thy name.
Thy van will come
with Face and Hannibal,
on Earth as it is on TV-Land.
Give us this day,
our daily milk,
and pity us fools,
as we pity the fools who cross us.
Lead us not into airplanes,
and deliver us from Murdock.
For thine is the Mohawk and the Van,
and the Gold Chains, forever,
or at least until the mid-80’s.

Amen.

— Vod recites the Mr. T prayer