Explanations of the various mastheads on this site:

• T.E.D.: Troubleshooting and Exploration Device

  Hawver or Bryan found some variety of very amusing acronym thingy, and this was the output for me. No URL available.

• Let Them Eat Chewy Granola Bars

  A Blake Babies song appearing on Nicely, Nicely, and also the name of a thing I wrote a while ago.

• いきてるんだ

  A Japanese expression (ikiterunda, for those of you without Japanese fonts), which roughly means Because I’m alive!

• Ted’s Blog, テードのブローグ

  These ones should be self-explanatory. The second is a Japanese rendition of the first.

• し方があるよ

  There’s a Japanese saying, し方がない (shikata ga nai), an expression of resignation. It means something along the lines of the English it’s no use, nothing can be done. Literally, it means There is no way.

  My line is a response to that, shikata ga aru yo, there is a way.

• Iron Chef Microwave

  You know it. Bring it on.