I was bound to do it at some point...

,----[ eshell.c ] | #include <unistd.h> | | int main(int argc, char *argv[]) | { | return execlp("emacs", "emacs", "-f", "eshell", (char *)NULL); | } `----

Compile Install as /bin/eshell Add /bin/eshell to /etc/shells chsh