Wow. I'm on some kind of bad Objectihumor spree.

• 12. Continually runs background processes performing metallurgic analyses in order to come up with a new form of steel with which to revolutionize the railroad industry [scottd]
• …
• 2. "Green" features removed in favor of support for motherboard-mounted smokestacks [scottd]
• 1. primitive typecast syntax replaced with more powerful "qua" operator [kosak]

— Features of the Objectivist Operating System