USA: (Knock) Saddam Hussein: Come in. USA: Ah, Is this the right place for disarmament? Saddam Hussein: I told you once that I've disarmed. USA: No you haven't. Saddam Hussein: I've already disarmed. USA: When? Saddam Hussein: Just now. USA: No you didn't. Saddam Hussein: Yes I did. USA: You didn't Saddam Hussein: I did! USA: You didn't! Saddam Hussein: I'm telling you I did! USA: You did not!! Saddam Hussein: Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Do you mean full disarmament or just a couple of missiles? USA: Oh, full disarmament. Saddam Hussein: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did. ...