Just got back from a super-secret (NDA-laden) meeting between $US and $COMPANY regarding their supposedly-new-and-secret $PROJECT which, upon Googling, yields at least 7 pages of results. Several documents thus revealed are far more technically detailed than the presentation we were given under NDA. In fact, at least one of these documents was published in a widely-read industry periodical. Some of these documents are twice as old as $PROJECT was claimed to be in the meeting.

During the meeting $BOSS and I picked $PROJECT apart over $IM_SYSTEM, hair, teeth, toes and all. Just after $MEETING had finished we discovered that the $PROJECT is God.