Theresa O’Connor

Farewell, Trot!

According to Extra Bases, former Red Sox right fielder Trot Nixon has agreed to a one-year contract with the Cleveland Indians for $3 million.

If you don’t follow the Red Sox, you might not realize how much this sucks. Trot has been a key part of our lives for almost a decade.

I’m going to miss his ass-kicking patrol of right field, his attitude, and, of course, his steely, steely eyes of doom:


Image from Boston Dirt Dogs.

I hope you do well in Cleveland, Trot. You’ll be missed.