| The Flying Spaghetti Monster, triumphant (Flickr) | |
| School board member confronts the cast (Flickr) | |
| Ms. Fism defends the pageant from the school board member (Flickr) | |
| Musical number, "The Kansas School Board Sucks" (Flickr) | |
| Bobby Henderson presents his case to the Kansas Board of Education (Flickr) | |
| The Kansas Board of Education (Flickr) | |
| The firing (Flickr) | |
| Bobby Henderson, being fired from Borders (Flickr) | |
| Bobby Henderson, being accosted by a Christian (Flickr) | |
| Bobby Henderson (Flickr) | |
| The beer volcano of the Pastafarian afterlife (Flickr) | |
| Pastafarians, explaining the "I really wish you wouldn't"s (Flickr) | |
| Pastafarian, explaining one of the "I really wish you wouldn't"s (Flickr) | |
| Pastafarian, explaining one of the "I really wish you wouldn't"s (Flickr) | |
| Pastafarian, explaining one of the "I really wish you wouldn't"s (Flickr) | |
| The Midget receives the "I really wish you wouldn't"s from the FSM (Flickr) | |
| A Kansas School Board member objects to the show (Flickr) | |
| The midget and his wench (Flickr) | |
| The midget, the FSMs first creature (Flickr) | |
| The pirates Seamus and Bonnie, explaining the FSM to a boy, played by Mayor Ragbottom (Flickr) | |
| Ms. Fism, introducing the show (Flickr) | |
| Back of the program (Flickr) | |
| Inside of the program (Flickr) | |
| The flyer (Flickr) | |
| The program (Flickr) | |
| The ceiling, bloody from previous performances (Flickr) | |
| The audience, pre-show (Flickr) | |
| The stage, pre-show (Flickr) | |
| Pirate decorations (Flickr) | |
| Brought to you by... (Flickr) | |